Asda toilet paper

Asda’s own brand toilet paper is called ‘Shades’. Ahhh, what a nice soft sounding name, marketing must have spent ages working on that one. Remind me to send them a sample of their product after I’ve put my own ‘shade’ on it. Crap name, eedyots!

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Right, let's kick this off...I'm not one of these grumpy old men. I don't sit in a pub moaning at anybody who'll listen, complaining the air is too breathable and that the sky is too blue or any of that. I'm a well adjusted rational human being, which is what makes it so hard to live in a world with so many idiots. I'm surrounded by them. It's like a zombie plague. Everywhere I look there's another dumb idea. Another idiot. It drives me crazy.

The thing that burns me more than anything though is that nobody seems to understand. When I point out these prize winning idiots, I'm just laughed at. People don't get it. They can't understand why someone would get that upset about the branding of a certain toilet roll, or get so angry about the Daily Mail, or be that bothered about bagpipes. They think I'm trying to make some sort of humorous rant just to be funny. Well ha-bloody-ha. I'm not laughing. I feel like that bloke from Nathan Barley. We've not only seen the rise of the idiots, they appear to be winning. And unless common sense and rational thought prevails, we're doomed.

 Cue the ranting...